STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS

yep im posting this again
1. When People see U Lying Down,
With Ur Eyes Closed,
they Ask:
"R U Sleeping?"
.
(No! I'm Trying 2 Die?)

2. When It's Raining & Some1
Notices U Goin Out,
they Ask:
"R U Going Out In this Rain?"
.
(No,In The Next 1.)

3. Ur Friend Calls on ur Landline:
"Where R U?"
.
(At the Bus Stop!)

4. They See U Wet Coming 4m the
Bathroom:

"Did U Just Have A Bath?"
.
(No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)

5. U R Standin Right In Front Of the
Elevator On The Ground Floor &
they Ask:
"Going Up?"
.
(No, No, I'm Waiting 4 My Apartmnt to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4
your friends, they Ask:
"R those Flowers?"
.
(No Baby! They R Carrots.)

7. U r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets
at the Cinema, A Friend Saw U &
Asks,
" What R U Doing Here?"
. (I'm Here 2 Pay My School Fees.)

this is all funny but u asked me atleast 5 of these questions...

yes kira we all know how i like to state the obvious